Ever wake up in the morning, look in the closet, and bemoan the fact that horned helmets have been out of style for centuries? Feel like there’s just no good way to simultaneously vibe “fashionable 21st-century individual” and “might go ransack that village for funzies?” Problem solved. Slip on this Nordic t-shirt, and you’ll be heading down to the courthouse to change your last name to Bloodaxe or Forkbeard in no time.
60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage